Have YOU Ever?

HAVE YOU EVER...
Smoked a cigarette: NO
Wrecked a car: YES
Stolen a car: NO
Gotten a speeding/parking ticket: YES! I've had 3 tickets and had to work parking tickets into my budget my junior year of college. It was ridiculous.
...How embarassing. Why did I tell you that?
Been dumped: YES
Shoplifted: YES! When I was 4, I was at the grocery store with mom and there was a plastic bucket of Chicklets at the checkout counter. I thought they were free samples, so I took a pack. When I got out to the car and showed my mom, she had me return the gum and apologize to the man at the counter: "My name is Pauline. I stole this gum. I was wrong. Will you forgive me?"
I haven't done any shoplifting since then.
Been fired/laid off: YES
Been in a fist fight: NO
Snuck out of your parents' house: NO
Been arrested: NO
Gone on a blind date: YES. Ugh.
Lied to a friend: YES
Skipped school: YES. My parents were pretty liberal when it came to school attendance. From the time my brother and I started school, mom would often say, "Why don't you stay home from school today?" :) Thanks, mom!
Seen someone die: NO
Been to Mexico: NO
Been to Europe: YES
Eaten sushi: YES
Taken pain killers: YES
Had a tea party: YES
Cheated while playing a game: YES
Fallen asleep at work: NO
Used a fake ID: NO
Had surgery: YES
Felt an earthquake: YES
Experienced a tornado/hurricane: NO
Thrown-up in a public place: NO, but I've been thrown up on.
Touched a snake: YES
Been robbed: YES
Broken a bone: NO
Slow danced with someone you love: YES
Petted a deer/goat: YES
Won a contest: YES
Hit a home run: YES. For one glowing moment, my coach thought I could actually hit! What a fluke.
Been suspended from school: NO
Been in a car accident: YES
Made a speech: YES
Partied till dawn: YES
Had braces: NO
Gotten stitches: YES
Been spanked: YES
Sat/Stood in a corner: NO
Eaten a pint or more of ice cream in one night: YES
Witnessed a crime: YES
Swam in the ocean: YES
Climbed a mountain: YES
Been struck by lightning: NO
Flown: YES
Sailed: YES
Sung karaoke: YES
Snuck into a movie: NO
Paid for a meal with only coins: YES
Laughed until a beverage came out of your nose: NO, I've lucked out.
Been kissed under mistletoe: NO
Crashed a party: NO
Slept in church: YES
Worn pearls: YES
Slept in a cabin/tent: YES
Jumped off a bridge: YES
Eaten pet food: NO, but I've eaten mud.
Kissed a mirror: YES
Bowled a strike: YES
Glued your hand to something: YES
Done a one-handed cartwheel: NO. I have a hard enough time doing a summersault.
Cheated on a test: YES
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours: NO
Skipped showering for a week: NO, unless shampooing and washing in a lake doesn't count?
Gone skinny dipping: Hmm...
Picked and eaten fruit right off the tree: YES
Been told by a complete stranger that you're cute: YES, and later that night, he and his wife left me a $20 tip.