Great Hair Day!

I'd just like to take this time to say - I had a GREAT hair day today!

Yes, the sky outside may have been black since the time I woke up this morning.
And it may have rained so hard that freeway drivers chose to drive 40 in a 70 the entire already hour-long drive to my 10 o'clock appointment. The one that cancelled once I got there? Ya, that's the one.
My other two appointments for the day may have also cancelled and had to reschedule as well, and I may have burned half of the might-as-well-be-gold gasoline in my tank to get there.
My dad may have text me three times, warning me to get my car under cover for the oncoming hail storm predicted to produce icy stones large enough to kill someone, and to tell me that there's a level three sex offender on the loose in town.
And I may have been rejected by the five other visits I made in attempt to resuscitate a lifeless day.

But let me tell you what. My hair day? Lifeless it was not. It was FANTASTIC! It was FULL of body! It was bouncy and flirty! It was shiny, carefree, and fabulous all day long! My locks endured the rain, championed the storm, laughed in the face of continual rejection, and shrugged off the news of a local S.O. with a glamorous, slow-mo Pantene Pro-V shake.
I don't know what it was about today, guys, but I have to tell ya, I've never had as good of a hair day as I had today. It's too bad no one got to see it but me.